Hehe... I liked the last one Originally "Skipray Blastboats" Now, "Skimpy Blasters." Anyway.
Arguably my best yet:
Ankh
Do you know who the ugliest person is?
Uglier then the junk on the bottom of your shoe. Uglier then the bloody remenents of a murdered city. Uglier then that obnoxious bantha fodder who... Uglier even then ZARK EKAN.
The very ugliest person. So ugly, that when you look at him, your eyes explode and your face turns purple. So ugly, that entire battles have been won by hanging his paralyzed corpse on the front of a space-ship?
Me.
...Now THERES a face only a mother could love.
“Ankh.... Did you have an accident?”
Ahnk shook his head.
“No mommy, I made a mistake, and I have erectified it.”
Confused by the stoic answer, Ankh's mommy shook her head.
“So, have you ever met the muffen man?”
Ahnk nodded.
“Many times. I used to own the business.”
Ankh's mother looked shocked.
"What happened??"
Ankh's face darkened.
"People didn't like my muffins. Something about 'Thats right, its better then yours'."
Bananas
