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. . .stumbled upon several cases of soiled chimp porn. Leafing through the pages, to thier horror, they discovered . . .
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...that the porn belonged to the Reps. The Chimps agreed to aid Joe's vengenace by...
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... preparing a particularily nasty concoction of Brewer's Yeast and small Mice, which, when combined with Joe's lightsaber, would ...
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...vote Republican. Unfortunately, although the Coalition Reps all lost their seats to Republicans in the next election, it resulted in...
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... the formation of the Comnunist Liberal Anti-Imperial Coalition of Angry Calamari-Haters & Soda Drinkers. This group was successful only because ...
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...It was secretly run by BILLY STALIN, son of JOSEPH STALIN. He then crushed the Monkey Lords and Joe with his...
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.... gigantic, fist shaped paper weight. However BILLY died when...
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...a large flock of flying pickles dive bombed his summer retreat in Tunisia, OH NO!!!! But in other news...
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. . .it was shockingly revealed that eating other people is the greatest path to weight loss yet. When questioned Bill Gates said . . .
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...."I have recently completed full sentience transfer from my body to a microsoft robot, thus eliminating the need for food." However, Michael Jackson said...