Tis been three days.
This is UNBELIEVABLE! Three racers are all attempting to make it through the Mawler AT TOP SPEED! I daresay we may have a crash here, unfortunately we will be unable to see it happen.
Our in-tunnel cameras were knocked out with the last race, we’ll only know what happens when the contestants come out.
And there go the top three, all into the tunnel within a split second of each other. And here’s Tork and Grnk, both fighting for fourth place. Endocott has gone the conservative way; he’s slowed down, going to simply make it through the tunnel in one piece.
OH MY! Grnk has just gone up in a fireball on the tunnel entranced. Everyone has just passed him by, he’s not going to make it this time.
While we wait for the rest to emerge from the tunnel, let’s take a look at an instant replay.
Ah yes, Grnk’s main coolant hose was loosend in his fight with Tork, and it came off. His hot engines couldn’t take it, and it looks like it died. OH, that’s gotta hurt. His right engine stopped, his left engine continued to run. That whip lashed his driver’s seat right into the side of the tunnel entrance.
I’m afraid we will not be seeing the loveable Grnk here again.
But, that’s the life of a pod racer! And here come the other contestants, out of the tunnel. AND IT”S VONDIRANACH IN FIRST PLACE! HOW DID HE PULL THAT OFF!?!? There’s Rif and Kresher, going at it like mynocks for second. Selbuba comes out HIGH! Holy Hutt Tail, he’s fairly flying!
LOOK AT THAT FIREBALL. Someone else has bit the hot Tantooine dust. There’s Hubbekeket, he made it, and then Endocott. Looks like both Tork and Grnk have not made it through this race.
Everyone has some quick maneuvering to do now, if they plan on staying alive. The Spires of Death are thick, making the plotting of a true course impossible. Everyone usually simply makes their own!
Posting order: Kamon, Rif, Kresher, Endocott