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Aleister Mianar Jedi Padawan Michael Paine Codename: Whisper
*steals Ahnks Cake*

Approached By BDE
Oh. I have no interest in sexing anyone. However, if too many dudes hang around each other without a woman around, bad things happen, even if they get laid when they go home. For instance, in my dojo, when I go away for the summer, they all forget about blocking high kicks.
Of course, if the internet was run by women, there wouldn't be A internet, there would be 360 different internet portals... They would be labeled and meant for different purposes. They also would be color-coded, and you'd have to be able to tell the difference between Kelly Green and Classic Green to avoid going on the Emo Teenage Kids Internet.
So, it might be for the best that the internet is overrun with men, even if every other hit on Google non-safe search is porn related.
Of course, if the internet was run by women, there wouldn't be A internet, there would be 360 different internet portals... They would be labeled and meant for different purposes. They also would be color-coded, and you'd have to be able to tell the difference between Kelly Green and Classic Green to avoid going on the Emo Teenage Kids Internet.
So, it might be for the best that the internet is overrun with men, even if every other hit on Google non-safe search is porn related.


Commonwealth Patriot<br>Get your damn hands off me,<br>you filthy Kuati drunk!
DOJO?

Approached By BDE
Uh. It's a classroom dedicated to fighting. It's an antiquated term, sorry. I'm a student of Krav Maga.


He only watches soccer for the riots
I've been looking for a Krav training center but have had no luck. Ohio apparently isn't the place to learn.
"Beff Pike":
Every time a nub grows up an icon dies.
So thanks, Kach - you killed David Carradine!
"Omnae":
"What? What? Where are the nipples?" enters Seth Vinda.
"NIF. But I will find them! I am god like that." Kach Thorton speaks up.

Blink If You Can Hear Me
Noes. I was going to eat that cake.

OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis

Aleister Mianar Jedi Padawan Michael Paine Codename: Whisper
*offers a piece of the cake to his old buddy Ahnk*

Internaut
Lil:Roughly two years ago three or four of our oldest members found partners and promptly married them, which I think is what Kach is referencing.
Oh. I have no interest in sexing anyone. However, if too many dudes hang around each other without a woman around, bad things happen, even if they get laid when they go home. For instance, in my dojo, when I go away for the summer, they all forget about blocking high kicks.

Kneel Before Zod!
Promptly?

Aleister Mianar Jedi Padawan Michael Paine Codename: Whisper
I'm engaged :-p