[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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fuck that duck
I bought a keg to celebrate. Alas, I live nowhere no you. Ah, well... I'll down it in your honour, I guess...
Bounty Hunter
Thanks all!
It's been just about the worst birthday I can remember...
First, I got mono. Second, I got T-boned by some douche-bag in my brand new Yaris, went and folded half of my car (the passenger side) in on itself. It's been such a great birthday, all I can hope for now is a bullet in the skull.
It's been just about the worst birthday I can remember...
First, I got mono. Second, I got T-boned by some douche-bag in my brand new Yaris, went and folded half of my car (the passenger side) in on itself. It's been such a great birthday, all I can hope for now is a bullet in the skull.
Xiantus
Bounty Hunter
Ouch man, hope it picks up for you, haven't gotten my car smashed but I've had mono and that sucks, sry man.
You did what?!
Sorry to hear that Beff.
Blink If You Can Hear Me
Ouch. That sounds like a truly fucking shitstorm of a birthday. I wish I could have made it over but I spent most of today in the medical clinic, and my paycheque wasn't grandiose enough to allow for any kind of extrawaterial travel. Either way... have a good year, regardless of whether the first day to begin it was good or bad, vow to make the remainder filled only with happiness and sunshine.
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis
A Very Questionable Potato
Oh fuck dude 
I hope you and your insurance company bend that other guy over.
I hope you and your insurance company bend that other guy over.
The Emperor<br> Almighty Bastard
At least it was just a Yaris.
I kiiid I kiid.
Sucks dude. What Morgan said.
I kiiid I kiid.
Sucks dude. What Morgan said.
Commonwealth Patriot<br>Get your damn hands off me,<br>you filthy Kuati drunk!
sorry to hear the Beff
You did what?!
You're sorry to hear the Beff?
*punches*
*punches*
fuck that duck
Beff Pike:Ouch. Nothing worse than seeing your new car messed up.
Thanks all!
It's been just about the worst birthday I can remember...
First, I got mono. Second, I got T-boned by some douche-bag in my brand new Yaris, went and folded half of my car (the passenger side) in on itself. It's been such a great birthday, all I can hope for now is a bullet in the skull.
Do you have replacement insurance (or are they going to repair it)?
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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