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Demosthenes X
11  8:59pm 07/10/07        
fuck that duck
Damalis Skywalker:
I think it's a Toyota, not a Ford
Quite right, you are. Ah, well... I can stand being corrected by Damalis. Do I need, er, "punishment"?
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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Beff Pike
12  9:05pm 07/10/07        
Bounty Hunter
3 of 5 signature quotes regarding Drayson are credited to Beff.

And mine is bigger.
Demosthenes X
13  9:17pm 07/10/07        
fuck that duck
I don't need to compensate for anything with an over-long signature.
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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Damalis Skywalker
14  10:18pm 07/10/07        
Strip Tease For Me, Baby / Tie Me To The Bed, Dear
it's not the size of the dog that matters but the size of the fight in the dog... now down on all fours... woof :b

it's not a real commercial but I can see it working as one... the new Tacoma's are really nice but the price is out there... it would be nice if WOW players could get a discount heh
Zell
15  11:23pm 07/10/07        
Fat Rooster
Yes Beff, it's based on an actual commercial which is the Loch Ness Monster eating a Toyota Tacoma but quickly spitting it out, showing just how hard core the Tacoma really is.

Bee Tee Dub, I missed you Beff.
Beff Pike
16  11:35pm 07/10/07        
Bounty Hunter
Well, there's that VW commercial from the whole "Volkswagen Safe" campaign... the one that has no cars in it, at all.
Zell
17  11:50pm 07/10/07        
Fat Rooster
No, I know what you're talking about. Those VW commercials where they'd be like HOLY SHI- and then they'd get hit by another car before the actor finished saying "shit" but then they'd be fine.

These are from a series of Toyota Tacoma commercials basically showing how bad-ass the Tacoma is where such creatures as the Loch Ness Monster would spit it out.
Wilkar
18  12:17am 08/10/07        
Commonwealth Patriot&lt;br>Get your damn hands off me,&lt;br>you filthy Kuati drunk!
Isn't there one when the Tacoma gets hit by a meteor?
Beff Pike
19  12:21am 08/10/07        
Bounty Hunter
I test drove one when I was looking at my Yaris.

It was sweet. And big.
Wilkar
20  12:25am 08/10/07        
Commonwealth Patriot&lt;br>Get your damn hands off me,&lt;br>you filthy Kuati drunk!
One of my friends has an '06 with the crew cab. It's pretty sweet.

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