Jan "Don't Call Me Jan" Dondana.
Jan "Just Call Me Jan" Dondna.
Ahnk "Just Ahnk" Ahnk.

Jan "DIFFERENT Jan" Dondana:
Didn't you get beat to the first one though?
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis