- Indeterminate, random, ugly background in your signature.
- Presence of 300-pound men unable to walk without assistance in your signature.
- Shitty cutting and blurry image which seems reminiscient of... guess which Microsoft program.
- Day-glo green text the color of the balloons at my nephew's birthday party.
- Ability of my nephew to spell. (Greater than yours.)
- Age of my nephew. (Four.)
- Completely unrelated presence of four rappers in a sig insulting TGC and declaring yourself a Jedi Knight.
- Ridiculous facial expression on Notorious B.I.G. which makes it seem as if he suffered brain damage in a tragic car accident.
- Annoying and pervasive gangster slang which makes you seem as if you were hit by the same car.
- Fact that you are from the suburbs and should shut up about "gangsters" and talk like the other people on this geeky message board.
- Fact that you took pictures of yourself wearing $300 jacket and posted them on TGC, then have the audacity to talk "ghetto".
- Age you looked in the photograph. (14.)
I'm sure that as you post more stupid things, I'll be able to think of more jokes. For now, whenever you post something, read it over and then review the above remarks and try to figure out what my response would be like.
