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Fat Rooster
Beff I think so, I'm pretty sure. Keep in mind I wasn't here during that time. But I'm pretty sure I'm right.
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Oh thank god. My 2 1/2 page memo paper that I haven't started yet isn't due tomorrow at 8 AM (that's in 12 hours). Whew.
fuck that duck
Allie:Come on, have a sense of humour. Take out multiple subscriptions to gay porno mags, and bill them to his address! Nothing like an innocent-looking brown paper envelope to keep him jumping...
Well, no. Not repeating myself with new wording. And not singing a terrible rewriting of the Lamb Chop closing song (although that was funny to imagine).
I actually do have something to talk about. My personal email account got hacked about a week and a half ago, along with my ebay account, by the same guy. So he was using it to buy things, and then try to send them to himself. I got back into my account, both of them, and ebay was kind enough to wipe my slate clean, understanding the situation. But what I found on my email was hilarious. The guy had given his mailing address in emails that he sent, so I sent it off to the Gmail team. I hope he gets a good shock someday if a lawyer shows up at his door with a lawsuit. *snickers*
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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Alright, but I don't know how far they'd go, Nigeria is pretty far away. But that would be awesome. Or direct some....oooh, anybody got one of those anthrax-infested letters from 2001 laying around somewhere? I could send him one of those.
Back with a Vengeance
An insane person doesn't know the meaning of the word "spam". They think it's something to eat.
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And it's actually quite good. Mind you, I'd prefer some of the more modern processed meats, or simply a good roast out of the oven. Nothing like a freshly roasted ham or chicken to beat a can of Spam.
Admiral Reshmar
Roast with potatoes. We need potatoes.
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Try a pot pourri roast. I can't think of the name of the roast I'm trying to remember, so I use pot pourri instead. Roasted on a rack over scented candles. Yummy.
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Interesting. I've never had something made that way. Wouldn't the candles melt, though? Or is that the point?
Minister of Defence
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