May the festivities be merry!
Wait...you both have the same birthday...that could only mean...my God...all this time...
Lupercus has found a way to use his Australian powers to relocate his birthday to any date he wants!
Damn those Aussies for living a day in the future! They always find out how to do cool stuff before us!
Beff Pike:
There's funny.
And then there's asshole.
You earned it.