I found this portal to the past, and I wondered, if I made a post in the past, would it be displaced in time, and when I went back to the future, would it look like the past... and then, when I posted, it took me to the future! It was off the hook!
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis