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1 4:52am 18/02/05

Agent of the Union

My car and my cell phone are out to get me. First, several months ago, in a remote section of roadway, my vehicle pops a few tires, and my cell phone's batteries die. I had to walk several miles to get to the nearest phone period, with it being summer, and it being very hot.

Okay, well tonight round two. My car battery goes dead, and it is in another remote location. It is around 11PM. The area where I am located in is not known for it's low crime rate. My cell phone's minutes have expired. I end up walking about three-four miles to a Circle K station to use a cell phone.

Now, how would I classify this? That I got double-pwned by my machines, or that I double-pwned them by surviving both of their conspiraces to eliminate me?

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Zell

2 6:12am 18/02/05

Fat Rooster

A) drop the pre-paid cellular

get a fucking oil change every once in a while you fucking girl

C) Zell needs to stop drinking so damn much but this has nothing to do with you being such a pussy

Seth Vinda

3 7:03am 18/02/05

Admin - New Republican - VC Magnate - Reasonable Redcoat

How many tyres did you 'pop'?

Doesn't take long to replace a flat.

(providing you've got a spare, of course).

Vincent Harker

4 4:22pm 18/02/05

Agent of the Union

Yeah well I replaced one tire but that didn't help the other two of course. And I get the oil changed about once a year already. It's just that the actuactor recharger thingy for the battery wasn't working properly, and I accidentally left on a light when I was at a buddies house. Whoops.

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Vodo Baas

5 4:39pm 18/02/05

ad astra per aspera

Maybe you should stop going to remote areas with high crime rates.

Where the hell do you live?

General Grevious

6 5:32pm 18/02/05

El mas chingon!

And maybe you shouldn't forget to leave lights on.

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Kuro Cimmerii

7 10:59pm 18/02/05

With Pure Awesome

Replace it every 3-5000 miles!

Vincent Harker

8 4:42am 19/02/05

Agent of the Union

That was the first time I left a light on Grevious. And it wasn't so much the battery running out on it's own as it was the actuator or whatever becoming defunct. The battery lasted 125,000 miles. I live in Lakeland, which has about three small areas of high crime. The worst area that I could've broken down at would have been near the intersection of 10th street and Kathleen road. They had to block off that area of town several times in the past month.

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Vodo Baas

9 4:46am 19/02/05

ad astra per aspera

I live in Jacksonville. I tend to stay away from Southside...

Demosthenes X

10 5:47am 19/02/05

fuck that duck

Solution: Learn to properly operate a motor vehicle. Honestly, how can you pop three tires in one go?

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