The Rebel Faction

• A fundamental, unshakable belief that they are an extremely "unique" person even moreso than others.
• A personality almost exactly matching every other internet message board user.

• Do girls typically refer to you as a "nice guy" and a "good friend"?
• Do you suffer from chronic shyness?
• Do you think of yourself as a smartass beneath all of that "niceness" and "shyness", even though you do nothing to warrant this title in real life?
• Do you avoid drugs and alcohol and typify those who do not as losers even though the reason you avoid them is fear, not morality?
• Do you think of yourself as a depressed person although you do not actually suffer from depression and seldom if ever act depressed except for when you actively choose to?
• Do you perceive your abilities in your chosen art form(s) -- including but not limited to writing, painting, art, poetry or music -- to be superior, although you seldom receive actual accolades for these things in real life?
• Do you post stupid, ridiculous, retarded bullshit on message boards and refer to it as "randomness" to demonstrate what a "silly", "fun", "impulsive" guy you are?
• Do you consider yourself a "deep thinker" and believe that others are not, even though you are utterly uneducated and have derived all your "views" from either your parents or some other equally bullshit source, incorporating them into an unsophisticated ad-hoc philosophy about as cohesive as dust in the wind?
• Do you purport to be a modern, liberal person yet still think of your life in mundane conservative terms and perpetually stress tradition because you are a stupid, hypocritical ass?
• Do you find yourself constantly telling people that you are searching for "true love" and convincing yourself that such a thing actually exists, though in actual fact you think of women as sexual objects? (Piggy.)
• Do you consider yourself a romantic because you want a wife, three kids and a white picket fence, oh child of the suburbs?
• Do you purport to be "cynical" yet in fact hold extremely silly, idealistic views that you constantly espouse because you are a drooling child still living in the world of adolescent tantrum?

But then again... I'm not a guy.... So I don't count.