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1  9:37pm 24/12/04        
friend of the sleeping pill
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR JESUS
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
2  9:52pm 24/12/04        
assistant regional titus & epic space jesus
Thats tomorrow, Gash.
3  10:20pm 24/12/04        
"And what exactly is wrong with the name Thumper?"
All I want for christmas is my two front teeth.
4  12:39am 25/12/04        
friend of the sleeping pill
Have them.

All I fucking want is the Loser Anthems EP. But for Christ sake the thing is not ANYWHERE.
5  4:07am 25/12/04        
Return of the King of the Cafe!
I like Christmas, not for any religious reason, but because its' the only time of year you can win arguments with "Because its' Christmas".

"Why should I help you?"

"Because it's Chirstmas!"

"Oh, ok."
6  4:09am 25/12/04        
fuck that duck
[url="http://s1.amazon.com/exec/varzea/preorder/new/B00005YGEX/ref=sdp_po_u/002-6320985-3208063/002-6320985-3208063"]Even though no used copy is available right now, you can get in line for a copy at the price and condition that works for you. Your credit card will only be charged when, and if, a suitable item becomes available.[/url]
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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7  4:51am 25/12/04        
Back with a Vengeance
Let's Celebrate X-mas....Err....Christmas

Let's Praise Satan Clause....Err....Santa Clause....Err....Jesus!
8  6:22am 25/12/04        
fuck that duck
...

It's not your fault - some people just aren't born funny.

You are one of them.

Stop trying.
[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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9  6:43am 25/12/04        
Strip Tease For Me, Baby / Tie Me To The Bed, Dear
ummm my calender says it's Drayson's birthday too... so happy birthday to him as well :)
10  4:37pm 25/12/04        
Back with a Vengeance
I wasn't trying to be funny. I was trying to make a point about a valid possibility as to the origin of x-mas and Santa Claus.

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