I have an Administrative Assistant who told me a story of how, when she was a teenager, there was this chicken that played tic-tac-toe. Some carnival gimmick but the bird could play. She went up against it...
..and lost.
The funny thing is, she played it again and lost again.
I looked at her, after a fit of laughter from the both of us, and said, "You couldn't bring the bird to a draw?"
She just shrugged.
Now, every once in a while, when she messes up a document, I murmur that I should have hired the chicken and we have a good laugh.
In any event, she was a staunch Bush supporter. She also is one of the few people I know with good common sense.
Still, one aspect of this tale frightens me: that there are super chickens among us and who knows what
their agenda is.