The Rebel Faction

I guess even a Sith Loird isn't above petty crime

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,134683,00.html

Darth Vader walks among us, and he's not in a happy mood.

That's according to Kissimmee, Fla., authorities, who reported over the weekend that a pizza deliveryman was nearly robbed by an imposing figure dressed as the "Star Wars" bad guy.
"This is a criminal mind trying to think of things to do to victimize people," Osceola County Deputy Sheriff Al Dearmas told WFTV-TV of Orlando.
The deliveryman brought a pizza to a Kissimmee address Sunday night, said Dearmas, only to find no one home.
He got back into his car to drive away, when Darth Vader, mask, black outfit and all, suddenly materialized.
In a presumably commanding voice, the evil Sith Lord (search) ordered the deliveryman to give up all his cash.
The pizza man hit the gas and sped off, but not before getting a good zap from what may have been a laser blaster, a light saber or perhaps just a stun gun.
"Thank God nothing happened to the victim," Dearmas told the TV station. "We are very fortunate for that."
"But things could have been much worse," he added, possibly considering the awesome power of the Dark Side.
The call ordering the pizza was made from a pay phone at a drugstore around the corner.
"We were able to obtain some fingerprints from the pay phone, and we have sent [them] out to ... see if we can have a match," said Dearmas.
Tipsters are urged to call the Osceola County Sheriff's Office, and maybe Obi-Wan Kenobi (search) as well.

What's wrong with FoxNews? I find them more balanced then the other news sites like the 'Communist News Network' (CNN).

*chuckles and takes cover*

What's even more disturbing is that you are willing to criticize another without due cause or proof of what they read or watch

The topic at hand is consider funny, I guess you have no sense of humor

I was aggressive cause someone decided to insult and criticize another when that person has never MET the person in real life

I'm laughing because no one, and I mean no one in the western world outside of America thinks that FOX is anywhere close to impartial. Nobody. Not even the most fascist, Hobbes-quoting gay-basher of a Conservative oil tycoon in Alberta thinks that FOX is anything less than complete bullshit. They are the praetorian guard of news reporting and everybody knows it. Dissenting opinion after all is communism, and you know what we do to communists. Wake up. Wake up. The Cold War is over.