He wants me to read them to him, and gets angry when I say no.
1/3rd of the fucking movie is subtitled.
So I cut off his arm and rolled him down a hill.
OS: In a world of bon-bons, you are a twinkie.
Ahnk: God damn you, I am Count Chocula and you know it.
I'm not spending my anniversary night thumping my head against the wall. - Damalis, on Moderating TRF
Then tell him you want it harder, damnit! - Ahnk, on Damalis