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<font color=yellow>"Good evening and welcome to this late night edition of GNN: Update.I'm Bruce Walker, Tonights top story;
Coal Minor sanctioned by IDTech!
Earlier this morning Bob Haskins, a coal minor from Dodoora was placed under economic sanctions by IDTech. Further developments revealed he had been secretly dealing in illegal pleasure droid pornography to Jawa traders and just moments ago IDTech officials revealed thier disgust at the situation and vowed to take all action possible to stop this madman. Although no actual evidence has been found connecting Mr Haskins to the crime, there is no doubt in this reporter's mind that he is,in fact, guilty.
When questioned by our reporters earlier today, IDTech CEO, Hier Ratkus produced the following statement in reference to the sanctions;"
<font color=purple>"Who the hell is Bob??!! F**K Bob!!"
<font color=yellow>" There you have it, irrefutable evidence that Haskins is, guilty.
This has been Bruce Walker, for GNN late night Update, Good Night and may the force be with you.
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