Or play Xbox.
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Kneel Before Zod!
Brought negotiations to a successful conclusion and have purchased a house. Now we gotta paint and stuff and I have turn my man-cave into a haven of awesomeness where I can finally write.
Or play Xbox.
Or play Xbox.
Strip Tease For Me, Baby / Tie Me To The Bed, Dear
congrats! I know how awesome it is to finally get your own place 
The Slothful Padawan
Kneel Before Zod!
Drill baby, drill...
Back with a Vengeance
Very nice Om.
Still in Texas?
Still in Texas?
Kneel Before Zod!
Yeah. Still in Texas.
Internaut
Now that you have a lawn, you need a shotgun with which to shoot kids off of said lawn. I hear you can do that in Texas, so you should take full advantage.
Blink If You Can Hear Me
Don't want them stealing your air conditioner.
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Kneel Before Zod!
I can't shoot kids off my grass if I don't have grass. Haven't seen rain in a while and things are bone dry. Front yard is struggling but is grassy but the backyard? Under all those fallen leaves is.. dirt!
I need to put down grass squares! The house has both Central Air and window units.. the previous owners were weird. Some window units are pretty scary so if kids want to make off with those, they are welcome too.
I need to put down grass squares! The house has both Central Air and window units.. the previous owners were weird. Some window units are pretty scary so if kids want to make off with those, they are welcome too.
Internaut
You could push the units onto the kids as they walk under, that'll teach the little buggers to walk on your grass seeds.