Is he/she utterly useless? Does he/she waste your time and mine? Do you just want payback against him/her?
I've added a few selections to kick things off. Let's hear what you have to say.
Good Humor Only!
No Ben and Jerrys Allowed!

[size=1]"So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
-Mitch Hedberg
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